Signs the economy is bad....

(Courtesy of Tom Barnes)

• CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
• Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.
• Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
• PETA serves chicken wings at their meetings
• McDonalds is selling the 1/4- ouncer.
• People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children'snames.
• A truck of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico
• Jury Duty is now consider a high paying gig
• People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
• Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US ?"
• Motel Six won't leave the light on.
• The Mafia is laying off judges.