Off To See The Wizard

Courtesy of myUncle Jim...

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Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado ...and off they whirled to the land of OZ. They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard. " What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said: "I've come for some courage."

" No Problem! said the Wizard. Who ' s next?"

Richard Nixon stepped forward,"Well, I think I need a heart."

"Done! says the Wizard.Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"

Up stepped Dubya and said, "I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."

"No problem! said the Wizard.Consider it done."

Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,But he doesnt say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "Well, what do you want?"

Bill Replies "IS DOROTHY HERE?"