So you wanna get a Memphis/Shelby County High School Diploma...
Well, you better plan on coming to Mississippi!
That's right, 15 city and county schools up there, have been told by the Pyramid and Coliseum...sorry, we have to cancel your graduation ceremony. Why? Because they're being shut down by King Willie. Forget that he now wants to build another $200m football stadium...about 1,000 kids that already have their invites ordered, no don't have a place to get their diploma...oh wait, there are two.
Germantown and Colliverville beat the rush, and will have their ceremonies at the DeSoto Civic Center.
That's right...you can't even get your diploma in state...you've got to come down here, cause there's no room for you in the entire city of Memphrica.
All I can say kids....after you get the diploma....stay here (most of you)...it's nicer, safer...and things are getting real weird across the border.
That's right, 15 city and county schools up there, have been told by the Pyramid and Coliseum...sorry, we have to cancel your graduation ceremony. Why? Because they're being shut down by King Willie. Forget that he now wants to build another $200m football stadium...about 1,000 kids that already have their invites ordered, no don't have a place to get their diploma...oh wait, there are two.
Germantown and Colliverville beat the rush, and will have their ceremonies at the DeSoto Civic Center.
That's right...you can't even get your diploma in state...you've got to come down here, cause there's no room for you in the entire city of Memphrica.
All I can say kids....after you get the diploma....stay here (most of you)...it's nicer, safer...and things are getting real weird across the border.
posted by Big Rick at 11:19 PM
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