Monday, June 04, 2007

Are you a Democrat or a Republican

Read the below scenerio to see which response best describes you in this situation:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two smallchildren. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knifecomes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges atyou.

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What doyou do?

Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information, does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
What does the law say about this situation?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just towound me?
Should I call 9-1-1 ?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage suchbehavior!

Republican's Answer:

BANG!

Southern Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Dad Were those the Winchester Silver Tipsor Hollow Points?"
Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
Wife: "You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist!"

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