John ain't the baby's daddy.....

Taking one from the Clinton playbook (I did not have sex with that woman...well I did, but it depends on what the meaning of "is" is)

After denying the affair, Edwards today admitted...yup, I did have the affair...but I'm not the father of her child.

I figure when the kid develops a perfectly couffed hair-do in a year or so....he'll have to re-cant this statement too.