First 100 hours.....hell...how 'bout the first 100 minutes

So what have we learned in the few short days since the elections:

1. If the Reps win an election by 52%...it's called a questionable victory, polluted by untrustworthy electronic voting machines and questionable ethics by poll workers...if the Dems win by 52%...it's a sweeping "mandate" of the American people.
2. Pelosi doesn't even have the juice to push through one nomination with her own people...how's she going to push anything with the rest of the governement?
3. Those of us making over $42k per year are about to have a 30% increase to our tax rate...yeah Meghan...that's you.
4. The Dems want to draft those of us (men) between 18 and 35, even though EVERY armed forces service is exceeding it's recruitment goals. And...yeah Meghan...that's Michael.
5. All of you with kids....count your kids...multiply by $500....thats the additional amount your tax bill will be this year.

Seems like things are going swimmingly