Welcome to "Husbands-R-Us"

A new chain of stores opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

1st Fl - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

2nd Fl - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

"That's nice," she thinks, "but I want more." So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

3rd Fl - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

4th Fl - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

5th Fl - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

6th Fl - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited

No more "W" to kick around....

I've been watching the news the last few weeks, and have been amazed (and confused) by the attacks the 2 leading Dems are putting on each other. While I never agreed with the Dems, they did used to seem to have a unified message....or at least they all had no message at all....but they were all the same.

Now it seems they are really going after each other, and not really addressing the problems with the country...which a while ago they both claimed they had answers for...but would not share those answers with us.

Then it dawned on me. They don't have an enemy to demonize. In the 2000 election, they went after "W" for being stupid, a draft dodger, etc....they didn't have to have a message. Then in 2004, they attacked "W" over the war....again, no real message or plan of their own, but a common enemy to attack.

So now that "W" is out of the race, they are sitting there like the kids in the playground...after the kid with the ball went home....they don't know what to do...so they're calling each other names.

Why don't they know what to do? Well, again just like the kids left in the playground...the smart kid left...the ones left behind are too stupid to come up with a new game to play.

In fact, I'll take the analogy a bit further. Let's say the kid with the ball wanted them to play, but play by his rules. The other kids like to play ball, but not with him in charge...so what do they do...."we didn't want to play anyway".

Just like the war....they really weren't against the war....they were just against Bush. They didn't mind going to war...they just didn't want him to be the one in charge...so they all ran around claiming they never wanted to "play" anyway. Now Bush is out of the way, and he's taken the ball (the war issue) with him.

So now we have to watch while the Dems sit in their sand-box all alone...mad because they don't have a ball (their own ideas)...and fight with each other.

Don't worry, McCain will be along soon enough, and they can all gang up on the new kid. Not that they'll have any new games to play of their own....they'll just hate his games because he's the new guy.

Poor little TeTe...

So, yet another Federal investigation has cleared the West Memphis PD of any wrong doing on the Farrow case. But...guess what....the yahoo judge in West Memphis still plans to try to force a grand jury to review the case for a 5TH time!!! Even though he's been told he has no authority to do so.

And in the end, who is benefiting?!?!?!!?

Well, Mommy Farrow...who let her 12 year old run around the ghetto at 10pm...with a very real lookin toy gun mainly....but let's not forget her cracker-jack lawyer...Javier Bailey.....

Mr. Bailey has had so many conduct charges against him, and suspensions of his law license, they should name a corruption code in his name.

Keep in mind, that after WEEKS of going on local TV saying he had new evidence to present...then giving the Feds a written statement of what that eveidence was....when push came to shove, most of the supposed key evidence never appeard. Just an old coke can and chip bag.

But the real meat of this story is Bailey's comments after the Fed's closed this last case file.....

"My focus has always been on the civil litigation," Bailey said. "I only got involved in the possibility of criminal prosecution because I felt not enough attention had been paid to it."

Thanks Jav....'cause up until that statement, none of us had any idea what this was all really about. The $200+ million lawsuit you filed