Help a (white) brother out....

The census forecasts released this week estimate that by 2042, white Americans will no longer be the majority. While I will be too old to probably even see this (79)....I will have neices and nephews that will be in their 30s and 40s....and I rejoice for them.

In 2042 my decedents will...

• be able to apply for jobs, and get favored status for hiring, even if they aren't qualified.
• receive free money from the govt to start businesses....just based on their skin color
• will be recruited heavily by colleges trying to keep their minority numbers up
• be able to receive special assistance in buying a home baed on their color
• form the NAAWP - National Association for the Advancement of White People
• hold the Miss White America contest
• one of them, who gets govt business money, may start WET...the White Entertainment Network
• maybe we can invent a holiday like Kwaanza, and claim it dates back to our early European roots

What a glorious day!