Just for amusement

Some sayings that were recently sent to me that gave me a smile:

• My Indian Name means "Runs with Beer"
• Deja Moo: The strong feeling that I've heard this bullshit before
• I didn't say it was your fault....but I'm still going to blame you
• I'm ashamed of what I did for Klondike bar
• The only reason you're still breathing right now is because I don't want to carry you
• I don't mind coming to work...but the 8 hour wait to go home is a bitch