Sunday, January 28, 2007

So you wanna get a Memphis/Shelby County High School Diploma...

Well, you better plan on coming to Mississippi!

That's right, 15 city and county schools up there, have been told by the Pyramid and Coliseum...sorry, we have to cancel your graduation ceremony. Why? Because they're being shut down by King Willie. Forget that he now wants to build another $200m football stadium...about 1,000 kids that already have their invites ordered, no don't have a place to get their diploma...oh wait, there are two.

Germantown and Colliverville beat the rush, and will have their ceremonies at the DeSoto Civic Center.

That's right...you can't even get your diploma in state...you've got to come down here, cause there's no room for you in the entire city of Memphrica.

All I can say kids....after you get the diploma....stay here (most of you)...it's nicer, safer...and things are getting real weird across the border.

Monday, January 22, 2007

Bush Rushed To War....

After 9/11 it took almost three months for Prez Bush to declare war on Afhan..then another year or so to delcare are on Iran.....I can see why he "rushed" to war in the Dems eyes....it took Ted Kenneday almost 13 hours to call an ambulance after he left a woman in his car at the bottom of the water...wouldn't want to hurry.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

The most ethical, honest congress....

So let's review the first week...

Item 1:
Campaign Promise - "This congress will be the hardest working congress in decades...we will return to the 5 day work week" ~ Pelosi
In Reality - It took less than one week for the house to have a short work week...why...several of them had tickets to the Ohis State/Florida game.

Campaign Promise - "We will be the most ehtical congress in history"
In Reality - Sen Harry Reid pushed through an ear mark for construction of a bridge in Laughlin, NV. The original money was ear-makred a few years ago, but since then, the city got private funding, and a new bridge has already been constructed. The city no longer wants/needs the federal money. Sen. Reid however, earmarked it anyway (in one of those late night deals) so now a 3rd bridge will be constructed over the same river. Why? Well it could be that Sen. Reid owns about 15 acres of land that would be purchased to make way for the bridge, and he personally would stand to make a butt-load of money.

Campaing Promise - "We will be the most ethical congress in history" Part Deux
In reality - While the Dems were hot to force Mark Foley to resign, let's keep in mind, Mr. Foley made suggestive remarks to pages, though he never actually (nor has been accused of) doing anything to any of those pages. Rep. Wm Jefferson is under investigation for accepting bribes, and does not deny that he had $90k hidden in his freezer...it's just were he keeps his money. Rep Jefferson, however, has been allowed to stay. And when Rep Jefferson was being challenged in last Novembers election by a new Dem with no such money storage issues...Pelosi refused to even return her calls.

Campaing Promise - "We will be the most ethical congress in history" Part C
In reality - Though I don't think he is all that ethical, Pelosi passed on John Murtha as head of the house intelligence committee. Her choice instead? Alcee Hastings...who...in 1988 was impeached as a Federal Judge by both the House and Senate, and removed from the bench. The voting was an overwhelming 413-3 to impeach...amoung those voting to impeach Mr. Hastings...Nancy Pelosi.

Campaign Promise - "We will not bow to, or be bought by lobbiests"
In Reality - The night of the Dem takeover of the house, a grand ball was thrown, $1000 per plate...30% of those in attendance were lobbiests and PAC representatives.

Campaign Promise (more of a fact) - The Dems won based on their claims that they will make resolving Iraq their primary focus.
In Reality - The agenda set forth last week does not even mention Iraq. It talks about minimum wage, healthcare, and a few other things...but nothing about Iraq.

And just a few more bullet points on the "ethical Dems"

- John Conyers is going to see to it that Bush is investigated and impeached....well maybe not anymore...see he's busy with his new lawyer defending ehtics accusation levied against him by his staff, for being forced to perform personal errands, babysit, etc on campaing and tax payer dollars. However, Rep Coneyrs does say he "accepts responsibility"

-Rep. John Murtha (D. Pa.) is an un-indicted co-conspirator from the Abscam scandal of the 1980s. Recent revelations on Murtha expose a charity, The Pennsylvania Association for Individuals with Disabilities, where lobbyists who serve as directors on the nonprofit group's board have served as "intermediaries" between Murtha, his aides and the defense contractors and businessmen on the board. Murtha says β€œit is not political.”

-Rep. James McDermott (D Wa) who has been investigated for giving reporters access to an illegally taped telephone call involving Republican leaders and is facing litigation for this action.

-Rep. Alan B. Mollohan (D-W.Va.), under Federal Investigation for blending his commercial investments with his duties as a Congressional Appropriator, acknowledged ... that he misstated more than a dozen transactions on his financial disclosure forms. Will he too receive a pass by simply stating, β€œI accept responsibility?”

-Pelosi voted against a provision "to prohibit registered lobbyists from giving gifts to members, officers, or employees of the House and Senate," and was joined by the number-two Democrat in the House, Steny Hoyer. Pelosi also has accepted many awards from unions for her pro-union stance in the House, yet she and her husband own a vineyard and interest in restaurants that do not hire union employees nor sell grapes to union wineries.

-Democrats made a big fuss over the Jack Abramoff lobbying scandal, yet with nearly 100 Democrats in the House and Senate also accepting money of $1,000 or more from him

-Rep. Rahm Emanuel, (Who also heads the Dem Campaign Committee) had heard of former Rep. Mark Foley's inappropriate e-mails to a former male page a year before they became public, a campaign committee aide told CNN. Along with Matt Miller (Dem Caucus Comm Director) and Bill Burton (Comm Director for the DCCC)....so instead of making sure no pages were being abused, they sat on it until it could be a fresh scandel for the elections. BTW, all this is in the House Investigation report...but it doesn't get much airplay.

So in the end, and it's really no surprise...they are no more ethical than those they claim to be better than. What is a surprise to me are those Dems out there that really believe these politicians are so much better than the Reps that got removed.

More Random Thoughts Courtesy of my bud Tom

Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

Monday, January 08, 2007

The Democrats "New Direction For America"

(Courtesy of my buddy Tom)

So here we are, January 8th, the Dems are back in control, and what they've promised is "A New Direction for America". So let's talk about the direction that America was going in, which they now intend to change....shall we???

-The stock market is at a new all-time high and America's 401(k)s are back.
-Unemployment is at 25-year lows.
-Taxes are at 20-year lows.
-Federal tax revenues are at all-time highs.
-The Federal deficit is down almost 50%, just as predicted, over last year.
-Home valuations are up 200% over the past 3.5 years.
-Inflation is in check, hovering at 20-year lows.
-Not a single terrorist attack on US soil since 9/11/01.
-Osama bin Laden is living under a rock in a dark cave
- 95% of Al Qaeda's top dogs are either dead or in custody
-Several major terrorist attacks already thwarted by US and British Intel

So, if I'm right, the "New Direction" will take us to a time where:
The economy to go South
Illegals to go North
Taxes to go up
Employment to go down
Terrorism to come in
Tax breaks to go out
Social Security to go away
Health Care to go the same way gas prices have gone

However, I can gain comfort by knowing that all the Dems (Nancy, Hillary, John, Edward, Howard, Harry, Obama have worked hard to create a comprehensive:
National Security Plan (not)
National Health Care Plan (not now, nor when Hillary was the Healthcare Czar)
Immigration Reform Plan (not)
Gay Rights Plan (not)
Same Sex Marriage Plan (not)
Abortion On Demand Plan
Tolerance Of Everyone And Everything Plan
How To Return All Troops Home In The Next Six Months Plan
Get Tough Plan (adapted from the French Plan of the same name)
How Everyone Can Become As Wealthy As We Are Plan. Now I know why I feel good after the elections. I am going to be able to sleep so much better at nights knowing these dedicated politicians are thinking of me and my welfare.

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Where or where has my friend Gina gone..oh where or where can she be?

Name: Gina Hopkins
Age: Younger than me
Last seen: Leaving BBQ fest in May



We used to get together about once every other month...but then she got this "real" job, and I haven't seen her since.

If anyone knows the wereabouts, please contact me...there is a reward.