You can't make this s**t up folks....

There is a new hot drug being used in the NYC Clubs. What is it you ask...not some hot new designer drug from Europe, or some new clique drug from Asia........nope, it's good old Preperation H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yup, you read right.....here's the deal. PH works (for it's intended purpose) by shrinking blood vessels around swollen tissue (I wont get more descriptive than that).


Well some geniuses in NYC decided that if it will shrink that tissue...it might shrink other tissue. So, these men-about-town slather themselves in the ab and chest region, in the hopes that the cream will shrink up their loose fat tissue, and give them that 6-pack ab look!


Again, I couldn't make this up.




Instead of putting down the donut......these tools are smearing ass-cream from chin to belly-button.......I truly weep for the future.