Thoughts for the day....

Courtesy of my pal Tom.....

• If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea….does that mean that 1 out of 5 enjoys it?


• Why do croutons come in airtight packages…isn’t it stale bread to begin with?


• If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?


• If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?


• Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?


• Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'


• What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?


• In America we use tiny little spoons and forks to feed babies….so in China do they feed babies with toothpicks?


• Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?


• If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?


• Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?


• When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together, it spells 'THEIRS?'