Chuck Norris has no chin under his beard....

...only another fist!

So I was on the road all week with my new BFF, A-had, and he turned me onto some new wisdom about super hero Chuck Norris. Then low-and-behold, when I'm watching Family Guy....there's this other new fact about Chuck Norris.....where is all this wisdom, well you can find HUNDREDS of CN facts at http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

I've listed a few of my favs here:

• There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.


• If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.


• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


• Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.


• When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.


• When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris


• Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.


• Chuck Norris can divide by zero.