A summary of Barak Obama

• My Preacher's A Racist - Never heard him say anything
• My banker's a criminal - I thought everyone got a 1% loan for their $1m house
• My friend is a terrorist - I was only 8 when he killed people, and think he's sorry
• My friend the terrorist ISN'T sorry - I didn't know that
• I toasted a terrorist leader - No, he was just a professor who spoke out on behalf of the PLO
• I'm not a socialist, I just want to take the money from those that have it, and give it to those who don't
• I have no executive experience, but I'm ready to be President, Palin only has 8 years of executive experience, she can't be ready to be Vice President.
• Check my record, I've never voted for or against anything....but I did vote "present"